Wine Tip #51: “Surprise me” = polite for saying I don’t know what wine I like.

Shitwinesays: it’s only quarter to ten.

If you’re a bird than I’m a bird.

“At least jocks have jobs.”

Quiet before the storm. The party storm, that is. http://t.co/EIZ6vFVM

And, we still love camo shorts. Disagree with us? Well, you can eat our camo shorts!

Gifts we like: http://t.co/hx4wEo8x http://t.co/UzKOXz5s

Submit your Wine Questions, we’re going to answer them. We swear. http://t.co/QVMj3g4B #smartypants #happythanksgiving